Northern Humor Fan Gifts

RIP Tommy Brown, Northern club comedian, famous catchphrase "You can't beat a good fry-up."

A northern cow

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Cars.

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

Close, but no cigar!

I'm a Smart-Cow!

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

The Assistant

'Field Marshall chairman, if you don't mind.'

Who has two thumbs and

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

"A little to the left. No, too far. Go back three inches and straight down."

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'

'Did you see Doctor Who last night?'

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

"We are going to un-friend you on facebook, you see if we don't!"

"You're in my spot!"

'How very Putney!'

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

Doc. Bogle: Specializing in Itchy Trigger Finger.

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

A Redneck Christmas

'Yorkshire Office' 'IN' and 'OWT' trays

'We're looking for somewhere with some character and class... somewhere like Barnsley.'

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

Ice cream van says 'STOP ME and buy one!' ? kid pulls gun and says: 'One 99 and a raspberry ripple Cornetto, please.'

OWT - NOWT.