Regional Languages Gifts

Scouse For Beginners

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

"I lettered in spelling."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Diolch

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Good Luck!

'Cat job interviews.'

East End Maps.

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"What can I say? I was an English major."

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Learn yourself English.

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Alphabet soup