Accents Gifts

'Me? Aye were en ah coll centerrr...'

'I shouldn't worry, apparently it's a very common complaint within your demographic.'

"Is that a Mid-Atlantic accent?"

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"

'Please, just wipe my mind not my posh accent!'

Girl Trap

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

'They say all the best comics come from Liverpool don't they - wait until you hear Spot's Scouse accent!'

'I reckon your scouse accent has really got it flummoxed!'

Casting for Heroes series II.

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

A northern cow

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"A haand gel...!?"

Latest Aye Phone

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Sorry I thought you were British – I'm just terrible with accents.