Accent Enthusiasts Gifts

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Do I detect a slight accent?'

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Say 'eh.'"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"A haand gel...!?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation