Accent Enthusiasts Pillows

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Do I detect a slight accent?'

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

"Say 'eh.'"

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"A haand gel...!?"

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."