Accent Artist Pillows

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"A haand gel...!?"

How a poet works

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

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"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

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'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"Sure I can help him: I specialize in pirate-talk..."

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Scottish Dialect

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

"Just because the preacher is from Alabama doesn't mean he's speaking in tongues."

'Birmingham AY to ZEE'

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'