French Accent Enthusiast Gifts

"What I enjoy most about sauvignon blanc is saying it."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Say 'eh.'"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"A haand gel...!?"

French Early Bird

Voltaire

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Latest Aye Phone

Eugene Ionesco

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Jean Cocteau

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

Culinary Culture.

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"The worst is behind us!"

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

François Guizot

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Meanwhile in Yorkshire