French Accent Enthusiast Gifts

"What I enjoy most about sauvignon blanc is saying it."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"A haand gel...!?"

French Early Bird

Voltaire

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Eugene Ionesco

Latest Aye Phone

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"This quarterly report is terrible. The only way we can make this sound better is if we read it in an English accent."

Jean Cocteau

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"The worst is behind us!"

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

Culinary Culture.

François Guizot

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Meanwhile in Yorkshire