French Language Fan Gifts

"C'était quand même mieux avant!" "Avant quand?"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

French Army knife

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"The worst is behind us!"

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

Charles Baudelaire.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Bone appetit!'

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Emile Durkheim

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Françoise Hollande

Great moments in shopping

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

"Temp, tempo!"

How do you want your new garden to look? Hmm

"Carpe the per diem."

Fifi the Talking Poodle - Translations by Blinky.

"L'adoration des comiques."

Jean-Paul Sartre.

Three Musketeers at a barbecue