French Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Victor Hugo

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

Eugene Ionesco

Charles Baudelaire

French Army knife

Culinary Culture.

François Guizot

Jean Cocteau

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"The worst is behind us!"

French Animal Noises.

Notre Dame Phoenix

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim

'What's this 'two famous French wines'?'

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'