French Enthusiasts Gifts

'Pret a manger' 'Pret a coucher'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

Eugene Ionesco

Charles Baudelaire

French Army knife

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Jean Cocteau

"The worst is behind us!"

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

Culinary Culture.

François Guizot

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

Notre Dame Phoenix

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Emile Durkheim

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

Up Pariscope.

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Françoise Hollande

"Temp, tempo!"

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

'What's this 'two famous French wines'?'

Notre Dame Fire