French Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Pret a manger' 'Pret a coucher'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

Eugene Ionesco

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

François Guizot

"The worst is behind us!"

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Culinary Culture.

Jean Cocteau

Notre Dame Phoenix

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Emile Durkheim

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Françoise Hollande

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"Temp, tempo!"

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

'What's this 'two famous French wines'?'

Up Pariscope.

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

How do you want your new garden to look? Hmm