French Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

Eugene Ionesco

Charles Baudelaire

French Army knife

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

François Guizot

Culinary Culture.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"The worst is behind us!"

Jean Cocteau

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

French Animal Noises.

Notre Dame Phoenix

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Françoise Hollande

'What's this 'two famous French wines'?'

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'