French Fanatic T-Shirts

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff