French Flair Enthusiast T-Shirts

'We may not look like much, but the French accent works wonders with the ladies...'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

Eugene Ionesco

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"The worst is behind us!"

Jean Cocteau

Culinary Culture.

French Animal Noises.

François Guizot

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

Justice for a heckler.

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'