French Aficionado T-Shirts

French Colour Chart

The online language course got off to a good start...

"Fer 'Lack of participation' in French class. You?"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Somewhere in France: The visitors are stunned by a series of trilled R's.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Honoré de Balzac

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

French Early Bird

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Voltaire

Eugene Ionesco

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

François Guizot

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Jean Cocteau

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"The worst is behind us!"

Culinary Culture.

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

French Animal Noises.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim

Françoise Hollande

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'