French Aficionado Gifts

French Colour Chart

The online language course got off to a good start...

"Fer 'Lack of participation' in French class. You?"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Somewhere in France: The visitors are stunned by a series of trilled R's.

Victor Hugo

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

Honoré de Balzac

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

French Early Bird

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Voltaire

Eugene Ionesco

Charles Baudelaire

French Army knife

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

François Guizot

Jean Cocteau

Culinary Culture.

French Animal Noises.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"The worst is behind us!"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Raymond Queneau