France Aficionados Gifts

'He lived in the South of France - - so he may not be going to a better place.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

Eugene Ionesco

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

François Guizot

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

Jean Cocteau

"The worst is behind us!"

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Culinary Culture.

Notre Dame Phoenix

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Emile Durkheim

Up Pariscope.

Great moments in shopping

'What's this 'two famous French wines'?'

Françoise Hollande

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

"Temp, tempo!"

How do you want your new garden to look? Hmm