French Culture Fans Gifts

Tree's tree nursery. I can redesign your yard. We specialize in eco-friendly landscapes. AS long as it looks like Versailles. French chateaus aren't usually considered natural landscaping. Their lawns are super green. We prefer using native plants and reducing lawns. But I want it to look regal. No problem. We call it "eco-pretentious." Tres Bien!

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Hollande Sex Scandal

"Temp, tempo!"

Victor Hugo

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Charles Baudelaire

French Army knife

Eugene Ionesco

Eugene Delacroix

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Jean Cocteau

"The worst is behind us!"

François Guizot

Culinary Culture.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

French Animal Noises.

Notre Dame Phoenix

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim