French Culture Lovers Gifts

Up Pariscope.

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

The Vineyard

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

French wine

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

French Early Bird

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Voltaire

French Army knife

Eugene Ionesco

"A votre sante!"

Charles Baudelaire

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Jean Cocteau

François Guizot

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Culinary Culture.

Mr. Frite Head

Honore de Balzac

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"The worst is behind us!"

Eugene Delacroix

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

French Animal Noises.

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

Notre Dame Phoenix