French Culture Lovers Gifts

Up Pariscope.

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

The Vineyard

Victor Hugo

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

French wine

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

French Early Bird

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Voltaire

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"A votre sante!"

Charles Baudelaire

French Army knife

Eugene Ionesco

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Jean Cocteau

"The worst is behind us!"

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

French Animal Noises.

Honore de Balzac

Eugene Delacroix

François Guizot

Culinary Culture.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Mr. Frite Head

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"