France Aficionados T-Shirts

'He lived in the South of France - - so he may not be going to a better place.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

Eugene Ionesco

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Culinary Culture.

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"The worst is behind us!"

François Guizot

Jean Cocteau

Notre Dame Phoenix

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Emile Durkheim

Great moments in shopping

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

'What's this 'two famous French wines'?'

"Temp, tempo!"

Françoise Hollande

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Up Pariscope.

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

"L'adoration des comiques."