French Culture Aficionados T-Shirts

Je ne mask pas

You are wasting your time, Monsieur. I am French and therefore on strike!

"We are aiming to produce a French style wine this year!"

How to speak French, lesson 1: 'This baguette makes me vomit' - 'Je dois vomier de cette baguette.'

Victor Hugo

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

French Early Bird

Voltaire

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Charles Baudelaire

French Army knife

Eugene Ionesco

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"The worst is behind us!"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

Eugene Delacroix

Culinary Culture.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

François Guizot

Jean Cocteau

French Animal Noises.

Notre Dame Phoenix

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim