French Culture Fan T-Shirts

'OK, George. I'm Lance Armstrong, you're an indispensable member of my racing team, and I've got a bike pointed right at the French media...'

Emile Durkheim

Charles Gounoud.

Ceci n'est pas une drill!

'Oh, no!'

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"

Help! Homeless! Quasimodo, Former Bellringer at Notre Dame

Emmanuel Macron

Emmanuel Macron

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

French Army knife

"A votre sante!"

9600 B.C. The French failed to invent the boomerang.

Françoise Hollande

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Voltaire

Napoloeon

French Farmers protesting in Paris.

Jean-Paul Sartre

French perfume, out of odor.

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

Trilby - 'Two Englanders in one day'.

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

French election 'La Merde Plus'

"L'adoration des comiques."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

French Early Bird

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Charles Baudelaire

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).