French Culture Buffs T-Shirts

'Yes, you're right... This dinner invitation from the French Embassy is highly suspicious!'

The Vineyard

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

French wine

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

French Early Bird

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Who's the new guy?'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Voltaire

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

French Army knife

Eugene Ionesco

Charles Baudelaire

"A votre sante!"

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

François Guizot

Jean Cocteau

Culinary Culture.

Mr. Frite Head

Honore de Balzac

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"The worst is behind us!"

Eugene Delacroix

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

French Animal Noises.

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"