French Culture Buffs T-Shirts

'Yes, you're right... This dinner invitation from the French Embassy is highly suspicious!'

'We're toast. The fastest draw west of the Gironde hits town and we're fresh out of Pernod!'

The Vineyard

Victor Hugo

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

French wine

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Who's the new guy?'

Atomic Bear: Part 14

French Early Bird

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Voltaire

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

French Army knife

Eugene Ionesco

Charles Baudelaire

"A votre sante!"

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Jean Cocteau

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Mr. Frite Head

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Culinary Culture.

François Guizot

Eugene Delacroix

Honore de Balzac

French Animal Noises.

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"The worst is behind us!"

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"