French Culture Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Talk about environmentally insensitive, they plonk an oil drill rig slap bang in the middle of the city."

French Early Bird

What a poser – That guy's not really french roast.

'Between you and me, Jacques-Louis David, I can't even draw a straight line.'

Wow, what's all this about?

'Mon Dieu! -- J'ai oublie d'expedie la lettre de Josephine!'

Walmart finally breaks into French market

Emile Zola

A francophile to the last, he went the way of Concord, the 2CV and the Minitel.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'A French Cow'.

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Gérard Depardieu

"Son, you are old enough to understand why it is better to wear a yellow vest."

"The worst is behind us!"

Emmanuel Macron

Victor Hugo

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Voltaire

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Charles Baudelaire

Eugene Ionesco

French Army knife

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Jean Cocteau

Eugene Delacroix

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

François Guizot

French Animal Noises.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).