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Folie á Trois.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

'Who's the new guy?'

The Cremaster Cycle

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

French Early Bird

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Voltaire

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

The Kali De Milo.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Chinese History: Redwash

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

3D Theatre