French Culture Connoisseur Mugs

Folie á Trois.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Louis Armstrong

Victor Hugo

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Creation of Red Wine

The Cremaster Cycle

French Early Bird

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Who's the new guy?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The Kali De Milo.

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Voltaire

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Chinese History: Redwash

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."