French Culture Fanatic Mugs

'Him? He's the first French astronaut. No mission, he's up here purely for enjoyment.'

"It's a gift from the French."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

French Early Bird

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Voltaire

Charles Baudelaire

French Army knife

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

Jean Cocteau

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"The worst is behind us!"

François Guizot

Eugene Delacroix

French Animal Noises.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Culinary Culture.

Notre Dame Phoenix

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim

Pierre Bonnard.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'