French Culture Fanatics T-Shirts

'They're Francophiles.'

Victor Hugo

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

French Early Bird

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Voltaire

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

François Guizot

"The worst is behind us!"

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

French Animal Noises.

Culinary Culture.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Jean Cocteau

Eugene Delacroix

Notre Dame Phoenix

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

Postes Modernes

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Paul Verlaine