French Culture Fan Pillows

'OK, George. I'm Lance Armstrong, you're an indispensable member of my racing team, and I've got a bike pointed right at the French media...'

Emile Durkheim

How do you want your new garden to look? Hmm

Charles Gounoud.

Ceci n'est pas une drill!

'Oh, no!'

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"

Help! Homeless! Quasimodo, Former Bellringer at Notre Dame

Emmanuel Macron

Emmanuel Macron

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

French Army knife

"A votre sante!"

9600 B.C. The French failed to invent the boomerang.

Françoise Hollande

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Voltaire

Napoloeon

French Farmers protesting in Paris.

Jean-Paul Sartre

French perfume, out of odor.

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

Trilby - 'Two Englanders in one day'.

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

French election 'La Merde Plus'

"L'adoration des comiques."

Victor Hugo

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

French Early Bird

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Charles Baudelaire