French Culture Enthusiasts Pillows

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

Victor Hugo

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

French Early Bird

Voltaire

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

French Army knife

Eugene Ionesco

Charles Baudelaire

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

"The worst is behind us!"

Culinary Culture.

Eugene Delacroix

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Jean Cocteau

French Animal Noises.

François Guizot

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

Notre Dame Phoenix

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim

Postes Modernes

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'