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Parisien Types - 'You talk like a stick!' - 'And you like a beetroot'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

The bridge of arts.

Eugene Ionesco

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

A skier and a paraglider

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"Those who can can, dance."

Notre Dame Phoenix

The Missing Bell

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

The pop-up book of fighters

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Le Roi Kong

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

"Remember the day it rained in Paris?"

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

Notre Dame Fire

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

Exploring Paris.

'You have no pension. Have you thought about running a pension in France?'

'You're such a bore. Why is it we have to come to Paris every summer?'

The Cross still stands!