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Parisien Types - 'You talk like a stick!' - 'And you like a beetroot'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

The bridge of arts.

"And how would you like your steak?"

Eugene Ionesco

A skier and a paraglider

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"Those who can can, dance."

Notre Dame Phoenix

The Missing Bell

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

The pop-up book of fighters

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

Le Roi Kong

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

"Remember the day it rained in Paris?"

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

Notre Dame Fire

Veronique Dicaire: Paris, here I come!

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

Le Cafe. Yes, Mister Hemmingway, our cafe will deliver meals anywhere in the city. "A movable feast"!

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

Exploring Paris.

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

'You have no pension. Have you thought about running a pension in France?'

'I want my itinerary to include a double dry martini every day at exactly 5:30.'