Parisian Culture Fan T-Shirts

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Victor Hugo

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Charles Baudelaire

French Army knife

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

Eugene Delacroix

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Culinary Culture.

"Those who can can, dance."

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

François Guizot

Jean Cocteau

French Animal Noises.

"The worst is behind us!"

Notre Dame Phoenix

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Paul Verlaine

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

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