Parisian Show Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Those who can can, dance."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Eugene Ionesco

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Notre Dame Phoenix

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Notre Dame Fire

Can Can

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

Trilby - 'An atmosphere of bank-notes and gold'.

'You have no pension. Have you thought about running a pension in France?'

The Bavarians, scene 2.

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

The Cross still stands!

'You're such a bore. Why is it we have to come to Paris every summer?'

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

The Chinese of Paris - The first glass. The sixth glass.

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"I was neither rude, nor arrogant, nor disinterested. I apologize, it will never happen again, monsieur."

Beniot and the Bohemians from La Boheme

Friends parting after a trip to Paris

Dog Show