Parisian Show Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Those who can can, dance."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Eugene Ionesco

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Notre Dame Phoenix

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Intramission

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Patrick McGoohan

Can Can

Notre Dame Fire

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

Trilby - 'An atmosphere of bank-notes and gold'.

'You have no pension. Have you thought about running a pension in France?'

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

The Cross still stands!

The Bavarians, scene 2.

'You're such a bore. Why is it we have to come to Paris every summer?'

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

The Chinese of Paris - The first glass. The sixth glass.

"I was neither rude, nor arrogant, nor disinterested. I apologize, it will never happen again, monsieur."

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

Beniot and the Bohemians from La Boheme

Friends parting after a trip to Paris