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"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

How I met your mother

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

And that's why I'm still single!

Walter The Sea Monster

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

The walking dead

"His name is Tin Tin Rin."

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

'Hello, Mum!'

TV repeats.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Man with two pairs of glasses.

Performer

Loreen-Euphoria-ESC in Baku

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"