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'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

How I met your mother

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Black Hole Exhibit

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Freddy Starr died here.

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Walter The Sea Monster

TV repeats.

"His name is Tin Tin Rin."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

Performer

"Can you start the interview without me? I'll be in as soon as I finish my resume."

(Roger Haskins as himself)

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

"It's an honest piece"

One Boy Band

Academy Pencillings.