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One Boy Band

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

How I met your mother

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Black Hole Exhibit

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

Freddy Starr died here.

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

Man with two pairs of glasses.

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

Stage Sketches - The Princess: 'Come on, you beast, go on and finish your monologue... you leave me lying here dead for a solid hour, and you know that i am invited out to supper!'

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Loreen-Euphoria-ESC in Baku

(Roger Haskins as himself)

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

"It's an honest piece"