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'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

'These are the financial records my dad doesn't show the government.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

How I met your mother

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Time Machine Collision.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

The Gilmore Girls

"Oh, good. My complete sexual history is on tonight."

'...And now, 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' presents a restrospective on the Tony Blair years....'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

Black Hole Exhibit

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'