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'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Hugh fans!"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Harriet Walter

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Police Box

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

Frankie and Annette.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Watching TV around the world

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

The walking dead

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

Intramission

Bismark Ballet School

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

Magic Book.

Man with two pairs of glasses.

Canadian television trivia.