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"Trust him to make a spectacle of himself."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Be with you in a sec, just putting my glasses on!

Man on stilts in public toilet.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Hugh fans!"

Theatre Crowd

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Sheep striptease'.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

Man with two pairs of glasses.