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"Help yourselves to dips."

"He was sent as part of the 'home cinema' package we got in the sales."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Moses' Tablet

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Taking a peek at the audience

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

You are my sunshine!

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Falstaff

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cat Burglar

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Scarpia from Tosca

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Big screen TV.

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Another flue shot, Larry.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."