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'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'We have ways of making you talk.'

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Snow White and the seven veils.

' 'Dummy' is very demeaning. How about 'ventriloquist's assistant'?'

"Before he thought he was a judge, now he thinks he's Bonny Langford."

"To be in the European Union, or not to be in the EU - that is the question..."

Death of the Great Zolini

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Victorian Lady

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Out damn Spot

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

"It's a play on words."

Senta jumps into the sea

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Scarpia from Tosca

Theatre Crowd

Silly wig.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"