Theater Admirer Gifts

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'We have ways of making you talk.'

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Snow White and the seven veils.

' 'Dummy' is very demeaning. How about 'ventriloquist's assistant'?'

"Before he thought he was a judge, now he thinks he's Bonny Langford."

"To be in the European Union, or not to be in the EU - that is the question..."

Death of the Great Zolini

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Hamlet'

Victorian Lady

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Out damn Spot

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Silly wig.

Senta jumps into the sea

Theatre Crowd

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"It's a play on words."