Broadway Admirer Gifts

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Jazz Cans

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Theatre Crowd

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Knickerless Cage.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sheep striptease'.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Fred Astaire

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Snow White and the seven veils.

Henry Fonda

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Sammy Davis Jnr.

Animal Musicals

Tony Robinson

Johnny Depp

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.