Broadway Admirer Gifts

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Jazz Cans

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Scarpia from Tosca

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Theatre Crowd

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

'Sheep striptease'.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Snow White and the seven veils.

Animal Musicals

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

Red Letter Days - A First Night