Stage Show Admirer Gifts

'Sheep striptease'.

Broadway Baby.

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

"Extreme miming"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Theatre Crowd

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Knickerless Cage.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Snow White and the seven veils.

Tony Robinson

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Intramission

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

Death of the Great Zolini

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Garrick Theatre

Performer

"Quick, get the fire eater!"