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Housemaid

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Cat Burglar

Wordplay: In The Bag.

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"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Falstaff

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Hamlet

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Cheating Death.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'