Comedy Admirer Gifts

"Kennel changes a dog, Muffin."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Caveman showing off wheel to unimpressed caveman with fire.

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"That's the roof done. Now to build the rest of the house."

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

Eminent Domain Law...How Far is Too Far?!

"Where should I leave this?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"We're with the Periodic Table."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Polieman booking a child on a carousel.

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"My majesty."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"War of bat, tail of dog. Leg of horse, head of fro...Let's just phone for a pizza."

'Is there a doctor in the house from the actor's preferred provider network?'

'Cats are very independent, aren't they?'

'I've started to notice how much younger our criminals seem to look!'

'Hot Yoga' and 'Goat Yoga' may be popular on their own, but Lorraine discovered that 'Hot Goat Yoga' was just disgusting.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

Christmas escape plan

'I didn't realize you were literally going to wear a little black number!'

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

Punch's 'Barryeux Tapestry'.

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'Go on, you'll love it!' (Blair pushing Britain into Europe).

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

Soldier's helmet and turtle's shell.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'Usually, we just 'thump' the ground when there's danger son, but that will do nicely...'

"This food tastes funny!"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.