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Filming Nude in Art Class

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Falstaff

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

TV jester.

Cow's straw

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

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"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Cat Burglar

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Hamlet

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.