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Trump Leading the People

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Hugh fans!"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Czarcasm

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Can't Touch This

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Had enough of the box.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"A haand gel...!?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Hot cross buns

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

A Gated Community.

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'