Comedy Cartoon Admirer Gifts

'We believe these dinosaurs died playing Twister... or perhaps became trapped in the same tar pit over time. But most likely it was Twister.'

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

A rubber bone? Are you on some kind of fad diet?

'You meet Mister Right, house prices are down - Oops! I've got it upside down again!'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Backfire

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Moses' Tablet

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

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Fist Bumper Cars

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Nun Fight.

"Nuts to you, too."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds