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'We believe these dinosaurs died playing Twister... or perhaps became trapped in the same tar pit over time. But most likely it was Twister.'

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

'You meet Mister Right, house prices are down - Oops! I've got it upside down again!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

Backfire

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Nun Fight.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Gooseberry Fool...

Fist Bumper Cars

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Nuts to you, too."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cat Burglar

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."